i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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