Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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