the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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