READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dicks are not precious.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
