Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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