is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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