Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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