xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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