Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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