WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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