It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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