I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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