And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
