So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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