But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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