Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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