can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize