I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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