erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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