How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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