so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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