sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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