it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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