READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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