Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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