you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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