I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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