i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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