i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have aggressive nipples.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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