On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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