BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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