Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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