Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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