Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
lets start a swedish sibling band together
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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