Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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