god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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