shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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