I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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