the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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