Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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