Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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