last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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