Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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