Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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