I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Of course I have a pirate flag
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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