she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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