i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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