Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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