I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Do plants get herpes?
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