normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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