repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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