He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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