my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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