so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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