so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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