girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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