names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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