So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
