Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
